Well, all good things must come to an end. I got up two weeks ago (actually it was 15 days ago, but who's splitting hairs) to make myself a drink, and here I am today, still waiting and still thirsty. So it's time to put that kettle on... and the good thing about living on your own is that you don't have to do that kind of thing half nekkid. Oh no.
Not when you can do it fully nekkid!
Mmmmmm... that's better. It's surprising how nice a good, strong cup of coffee can be. If you wait long enough for it, that is.