Sunday, December 04, 2005

GG. Oh, and a footnote about Emma

Well, I know I should probably post something of an update on the ongoing saga of GG, and it started at around 10.00 this morning when I got the first of 11 texts in less than three hours. I’m not even going to bore you by telling you what they said. Suffice it to say that if my mobile phone wasn’t brand new, and if it didn’t have a 2 megapixel camera, and if it didn’t synch with Microsoft Outlook… well, it would have been in the bin by lunch time.

So, after a brief chat with Zooz, I decided that the time had come to send GG "the email"… just to let her know I wasn’t amused, and letting her know that enough was enough. This was what I said, anyway, and no – I couldn’t bring myself to be rude to her, I’m afraid.
GG

I'm really sorry that you're finding things difficult at the moment. Whilst I feel for you, and I'm sad that the situation has become so confused, by the same token I have to focus on the things that I've mentioned to you previously. For that reason, I'm asking you to stop texting and calling me. I really don't want this to spoil my memory of the time we spent together, which it will do if things continue as they are. I'm afraid this contact between us must stop now.

I hope you'll respect what I'm asking you, and I hope you keep well, flourish with your photography and continue to enjoy your life generally.

WDKY

Now, any normal person would no doubt have read it, taken in what was being asked, and accepted that all good things must come to an end. Not GG, of course. Oh no, that would be much too simple. Ten minutes after hitting the send button, she left the following message on my voicemail…
“WDKY, there’s nothing I don’t love about you. I even love your stubbornness.”
Aaaaaaggghhh!!! You have to laugh though, don’t you. So, this evening I received an email, and although it wasn’t exactly black and white (in fact it was a bit too fucking ambiguous for my liking) I have a feeling that – in not replying to it – this sorry mess has reached its conclusion. Looking back, I don’t feel uncomfortable with anything I’ve done, or with any way that I’ve behaved. I guess it just goes to show how hard it is to really know someone, because of all the people I’d never have predicted that GG would induce this particluar end to our relationship. Shame.

Anyway, before I sign off for the night and record a little something for Nukie pre-deadline, Check asked what it was that Emma whispered in my ear on Friday night at the party. Actually, it was this… “I’ve never met a man like you before in my entire life. I want to eat you.” And now I intend to get just a little bit morose about it, because I really wanted her. Really wanted her.

27 comments:

fjl said...

GG, Daft and Hilarious!

kimmyk said...

Oy! @ GG!!!

That poor girl just isn't getting it is she?
The email was nice..direct and to the point..good job WDKY.

I think if you stick to your guns of "no contact" she will eventually ' get it '.

Emma eh? She's sassy....that's a good thing!

yoursecret said...

So long as Emma didn't mean with a nice Chianti and a side of fava beans...lol.

Your e-mail to GG was quite nice-much nicer than most would have been, given the situation. I hope she stops, for your sake, and gains acceptance for her own.
As we all know, it's difficult wanting what we can't have, and it's often made more difficult by the ambiguous goodbyes people tend to use in the attempt to either "be nice" or to leave the door open a bit in case they want another romp in bed at some point. You seem to have found the fine line of being nice while still closing the door. Good job, WDKY!

FJL said...

I am a blogger now ;0) Link to me. No idea how to link you to me though, email me if you want to talk me through the process as it all looks like alot of Greek.

Goose and Gander said...

One has to know how to read the situaion, and she certainly didn't. Ugh. And sassy is where its at.
Goose

NewYorkMoments said...

Eventually GG will get bored and start obsessively texting some poor sod.

So, she didn't mention exactly how she was going to eat you? Too bad. I always enjoy details.:-(

k o w said...

You should have let her try the buffet.

GG = loser

Jamy said...

GG--poor girl? She's unbalanced. Maybe off her meds? I hope she gives up and leaves you alone.

Blondie said...

*shaking head even more about GG*

WDKY, you have a kind soul like I do. I've had so many memories tainted by things and yet, I still can't bring myself to be hateful to that person. You're a good man to be nice but she's a bit of a... I'll be nice.

As for Emma, she has good taste, can you blame her for saying that? I do agree, you're quite delectable and I have never had the pleasure of your company at a party. ;-) As for being morose, we all deserve those moments.
x
R

Zoozan said...

Ah that's chat up line number 45 in the 100 Best Chat Up Lines Volume 2, available at all good bookshops. To be used when you want to make a lasting impression on the male member .............of the species

WDKY said...

FJL - indeed!

Kimmy... thanks, it kind of came out how I intended, although now I'd like to amend it. Emma? Mmm...

YS - thanks, that was very funny. And I'm too nice sometimes, it must be because I'm English :-)

FJL, I have and I have.

G7G - thanks for stopping by to comment. Very interesting blog you have there!!

NYM, I think she left it to my imagination :-)

KOW - yes, a buffet would have been just what the doctor ordered!

Jamy, it's funny how symapthy wanes after a while, isn't it?

Ruthie, thanks. I didn't quite charm my way into her knickers, but only because she was there with someone else. I still regarded it as a moral victory :-)

WDKY said...

Zooz, that has to be higher than no. 45!

yoursecret said...

Well, WDKY, the last guy I dated was English too (well, I suppose he still is...lol) and he was nice...clear through breakfast. He's been a bit of a bastard since, so being English can't be it...gotta be something else!

Sky said...

Sweetie, as always you never cease to amaze me. That was a very nice email, yet it was closing the door. She obviously is having a problem with letting go, which many of us do. Some of the commenters have made derogatory remarks about GG which I don't think is fair. She obviously cares about you, which shows she has great taste. I do think that you can't respond anymore. You have told her where you stand. She will eventually stop when she doesn't get anything in return.

WDKY said...

Well, I'm not being nasty or bad-mouthing her, and I don't intend to start now. I have been cross though, and ended up turning all my phones off over much of the weekend. Now that annoyed me.

WDKY said...

But Yoursecret, what can it be?

J's Girlfriend said...

omg! The woman is a complete mentalist!! My deepest sympathy again...

Kimmyk, very cute snowman.

WDKY said...

J's G - sympathy appreciated. Now I want some hot love. (Ahem.)

check said...

thank you for the mention! too bad she's taken W,cos thats a hot line from one hot chicky!
about GG, i dont think u could've been nicer about this.. after the e-mail, if she still doesn't get the point, what's one to do? i just think it's sad that she doesn't realise the mess she's creating..

Blueprincesa said...

You DID get her phone number, right? Didn't you? Can't she just eat you a little bit later?

That's a good one by the way. Maybe one day when I'm a little older and not so shy I'll steal it.

Networkchic said...

I have to say that I agree with Emma and I'm mad at myself for not whispering it in your ear first. Since it's hard for me to reach your ear at this distance this will have to do...wdky, I have never had the courage to know a man like you..but I'm finding it bit by bit. Come closer - won't you. :-)

WDKY said...

Check, you're welcome. Mmmmm... Emma was certainly one hot chicky.

Blue, I wouldn't allow myself... she was with a friend of mine. So no, she won't be eating me later :-(

NWC, I'm leaning towards you, but I still can't feel your breath on my ear. Try again...

NML said...

Hilarious! GG needs to watch herself. It's not healthy to behave like that. Has she no pride?!
I don't know what I would do if a guy said he wanted to eat me, but I suspect that for a guy it's a good thing!

WDKY said...

It's a very good thing, NML. Trust me on that one.

Annalis said...

I'm glad you had an excellent time at your party. Flirting can be such a healthy thing. Especially after ending a relationship.

Sorry about GG. She clearly thinks she can change the way you feel about her by not giving up. To bad it's having the opposite effect. People can get so wacky after a break up especially if they feel like they have no control over the situation.

ladylongfellow said...

WDKY....have you considering trying "GG you're a fucking loon..don't text me again...you sucked in bed...you're a stalking, raving mad fucked up, sappy, delusional lunatic...SO leave me the fuck alone," approach?

I mean I'm just asking..lol..

WDKY said...

Thanks Anna, and you're right, I'm sure. I mean about going a bit wacky, as well as about the flirting.

LL - as it happens, I didn't think of that approach :-)