Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Not quite according to plan

I shouldn’t be here, writing this post, of course. I should be out with the lovely BR, drinking vino collapso and wondering what sagas are heading my way as a consequence of my apparent inability to take the intended dating sabbatical.

Unfortunately, she has a cold and a temperature, and we’ve postponed our date until Saturday. In fact, I was at a restaurant with M (remember M?) amongst other people when she texted me to say she might not be able to come out. The message tone on my mobile appeared to cause some amusement, and I explained that it was my intended date for tonight getting in touch. M said “Oh, the blond” and gave me a knowing look. I forget sometimes that I’m not quite as anonymous as I once was!

At least it’s all quiet on the GG front. Well, not entirely as I got a very, very, very long email last night in which my character was clinically and completely assassinated. Then she finished with “I would like to thank you for all the joy you brought to my life…”. Errmm, yes, GG. You’re welcome.

Anyway, I found this little delight while I was surfing blogs the other day, and now I can’t remember where I found it. Sorry if I haven’t given you credit, but it does make you think twice about organic food, doesn’t it. Oh, you need to click on the image to get some live action.

Right, I’m off to watch some football.

(Edit/PS After hours of playing with this bloody typepad code, I've finally managed to change the way the comments are presented on the page. Hopefully they're a little more legible now.)

25 comments:

K.D. Morgan said...

Now there's an image I didn't need to see.

Zoozan said...

I shall never be able to eat a Mr Whippy ice cream again

MG said...

Love it....

yoursecret said...

Now I know what to tell the kids when it takes a long time at the ice cream parlor..."the snowman is constipated!" Heh, that should get the people nearby to lose their appetites!

unforgiving b*tch said...

So that's where ice cream comes from?!?

Suddenly I've lost my appetite.

FJL said...

What a cute snowman. Reminds me of when my little boy and I were flathunting, kipping down with mates at Christmas, all those years ago.

WDKY said...

KD, I'm sorry, really I am...

Bet you do, Zooz!

MG, I'm glad to be of service. Perfect with a shot, too.

Yoursecret - at least we know why now.

UB, it's a bit of a wake-up call, isn't it?

FJL, now did you click on the photo?

FJL said...

Yes. He was two!! ;0)

Blondie said...

I have to say that I am a bit thrown... I thought for sure that it came from cows in siberia... I was wrong!! Poopy snow men!! Ack

hehe

Ok now seriously, I am truly sorry you didn't get to go out with BR. I would be floored by not having anonymonity from all I know and work with. Ack.

Annalis said...

Oh, pooping snowmen. Tis the season...

j said...

*snicker*

NewYorkMoments said...

She was sick??? Everyone's coming down with it. Except for me. Healthy as a horse!

TJ said...

I've been away for a little while so I have some catching up to do with your recent posts, but it sounds like there's someone new in the picture! Good luck!!

lady miss marquise said...

Just trying to catch up on everything, bloody hell - there's been some interesting progress on the GG front.

And I hope BR recovers soon...

Networkchic said...

I've always said...give me chemicals baby...organic is for sissy's. Thanks for making me laugh - through my snot nose, fever self. I think that sicky thing is going around. :-)

k o w said...

So where does Chocolate ice cream come from. And dare I ask about Cherry?

NML said...

Oh WDKY, thank you for making me laugh rather loudly. Seriously, I wish you'd let me deal with that GG character ;-) The girl ain't RIGHT! She's seriously wonky! Block her emails or something! Shame about the date but you've only got to wait a few days. This is what I mean about guys though - One goes, in comes another, and a decent one too by your account. So why the hell do I just get chumps? OK, enough of my rant... xxx

WDKY said...

Ruthie, I'd watch that acking if I were you. I'm sure it's not good for the throat.

Anna - it's pooping marvellous, isn't it?

Hello Jo (I want an answer, too)...

NYM, I hadn't thought of you as being sinonymous with a horse (before)...

TJ, glad to see you back!

Lady M, ditto.

NWC... bless. Come under my duvet and keep warm.

NML - you're welcome. And the difference, of course, is that we don't get psychotic when its finished ;-)

WDKY said...

Sorry KOW, didn't see you there... good questions, though!

j said...

i just need a little time...

Blueprincesa said...

that was really funny, in a sick kind of way. Hope BR gets over her sniffles soon.

Blondie said...

Apparently I have pissed off the Blogger gods. I have tried two audioposts and NONE have shown. I am so annoyed. Sorry about over acking. I didn't even realize I wrote it twice! haha

I hope you have a wonderful evening and thank you ever so much for the nice comments.

xx
R

Lee Ann said...

Haha, I think that is funny!
I probably will think about that every time I look at soft serve icecream or yogurt, cool whip or even a dollup of sour cream.

WDKY said...

Blue, it was a little disturbing, I agree. I'll pass on your best to BR.

Ruthie - you have to watch them, you know. Or that's what happens.

Lee Ann, it doesn't leave a lot, does it?

kimmyk said...

Oh yeah! Now I can read the comments much better.

Glad GG is finally (??) letting it go.

Onto a new year....