Thursday, November 03, 2005

A great arse AND he cleans...

Hey, don’t you just love all that excitement around HNT? God, I can’t believe I showed so much cheek, but I think I’m going to have to tone it down a bit now. Next week it’s a face shot (as opposed to a head shot, if you know what I mean) but not enough face that anyone who knows me will have much of a chance of realising who I am. That would be terrible, all things considered…

As days go, today was a pretty bad one. I had another meeting with HR and they decided to renege on the agreement we reached last week. In fact, they clearly thought that the most basic maths was beyond my capabilities, and I must admit I ended up losing my temper. I asked them (well, him – the Group HR Director) if he thought I was a “fucking idiot”. Like I wouldn’t realise that he’d stripped over £10k from my severance package. To quote NYM… asshat! ROFL! Anyway, either it’ll be sorted this week or I reckon I’ll be asked to pack my desk, so either way things are going to come to a head.

This weekend I’m taking the kids over to Zooz for a fireworks party on Saturday night, so GG and I are going to do something tomorrow instead. She wants to cook something (yeah, I’ll leave the car at home this time) but I told her that I’m desperate for sex so it’d better be something we can eat quickly. I think it may be all that Nekkid flesh on the blogs, or maybe something else…

Well, it’s coming up to half ten over here, which means only one thing… a good hoover and dust downstairs, obviously. Oh, and the loo, that needs cleaning. So, I’m going to blast some music out and get on with it. Thanks for the lovely comments about my arse, which I/we really appreciate. I hope it wasn’t a little over the top ;-)

30 comments:

Sky said...

Of course it was not too over the top..nothing you put up could be! Sorry to hear that you had such a rough day. I could think of better words than asshat for the HR guy but I am a lady and will refrain from using such foul language.

When you are done cleaning there, come by my place. I have a few things for you to clean too, and my fringe benefits are awesome :)

K.D. Morgan said...

I think I'm going to start calling my bathroom the "loo".

Hope you have a better day tomorrow!

WDKY said...

Thanks Sky! Yes, I should have been duder, but I'm actually quite polite.

KD, don't you just love the English? And thanks too, I have a feeling that there will be problems with Dick tomorrow though.

WDKY said...

I meant "ruder", obviously :-)

k o w said...

Do you need me to come over there and negotiate with you HR director. My fists can be persuasive.

Either them or the warhammer.

WDKY said...

Can I get back to you on that, kow? Very nice of you to offer though :-)

Annalis said...

Hey, being "duder" might have helped. :)

Thanks for the kind words and hang in there.

I'm going to go back to staring at your HNT pic. So smooth...

Consider yourself linked!

Networkchic said...

I went to school with this girl named Hoover, well ok that was her nick name but for a minute I thought you might know her and she was paying you a visit.

Sorry about the crap day. I hate when people try to wiggle out of committments they've already made. You know what though, no matter what, in the end it's them that lose - your leaving all the same. Chin up!

ladylongfellow said...

Is it just me...or does a bathroom sound "more clean" if you call it the "loo"?

NewYorkMoments said...

The ASSHAT reneged? Do you need me to have my trainer rough him up? I'll have him give you a special deal...

WDKY said...

Annalis, you're welcome. Thanks for linking back.

NWC, I can only inagine why she was called Hoover. As for the shit at work, I really do need that extra £10k!! And anyway, it's recompense for the two years of crap that I've put up with.

LL< I read that post back and the last bit did sound rather... English. But you could eat off my loo now :-)

NYM, as always you cut through the bullshit. I'll let you now...

Claire said...

It just gets better and better...

Hey cant you eat AFTER sex?!

Good luck with work...

WDKY said...

Actually, Claire, we'll alsmost certainly eat afterwards. I like your thinking though, so be careful ;-)

it's all about me said...

I agree with Claire. You should never exercise on a full stomach. ;-)

kimmyk said...

did the bastards take the printer too? that's the straw that broke the camels back right there....sonsabitches!

It'll all be ok--just be tough. get your mean on! gggrrr!!!
(ya prolly don't know what that means huh? it's ok-it's just an expression)

have fun with GG this weekend. look at you - ya horny devil. i'd have sex first then eat...vs....eating, sex, then eating again.

have a great weekend.

positronic said...

efFing wanker!!! Not you, Dick obviously. Well good luck today at least. Enjoy the weekend with your kids and GG.

Is it weird that the word verification is asking me to type edith?

WDKY said...

Kimmy, I can tell you now they're not getting their hands on that fucking printer!!! You have a nice weekend too.

Pos, I suppose it would be very weird indeed if your name was Edith in the real world :-)

sirreene said...

you should have just given them the mOOn have walked right on out...

unforgiving b*tch said...

Have a good weekend and I definitely love the picture of your a**. Not over the top at all...very very nice indeed.

Surviving Online Dating said...

I am missing something(sorry) can they legally go back on their word on the original contract? Because a contract is a contract verbal or written-at least here it is.

Get it all in writing this time or a letter of intent or something.

Anyhow, nice arse for a bloke in his 40s.

WDKY said...

Sirreene, it's not that simple. I can't leave without the settlement I'm due!

UB - thanks, and you too. I loved the picture of yours too.

SOD - I'm in better shape now than I was 20 years ago! As for the agreement, they were meant to go away and produce a document reflecting our discussion. They didn't - now they have to. It was 2 of them, 1 of me in the original mmeeting, so I'd have had a problem proving what we agreed anyway (next time I'll follow it up with an email though!).

Surviving Online Dating said...

What a bunch of tossers!! HR people can be truly nightmarish. I learned a very expensive and painful lesson 3 years ago. My own experience similar to yours.

I am guessing you likely have a non-compete in your contract-if not, best way to screm 'em. Sorry, not sound advice but I am having a flash back.

Get it over with-get out and grow you company bigger and better. Then when the non compete expires, go back and them :)

Caterpillar said...

Hey there hot stuff! I'm sorry about your bad day, but I'm glad you let them see you angry.

And my preference would be sex first, then eat, then more sex, a snack, then more sex...I wish you were here!!!

emma said...

That's hilarious, you got offered a thug for hire and you turned it down. Sometimes your comments compliment your fine writing so perfectly.

WDKY said...

SOD, I have, but the riduculous thing is that they're a supplier and I'll be running large outsourcing projects. They need me and they're screwing up.

Cat... I mus have dinner with you if I'm ever in town ;-)

Emmma... (I'm only going to allow myself to say it once). I love the way you think.

zooz said...

Hey why are you on-line? Don't tell me you took your lap top with you.

...and by the way you're still welcome to bring her over for fireworks night. I can't wait to meet her - and then I can let everyone here have a female perspective of the woman that is known as GG.

WDKY said...

Hey Zooz... I was just writing a quick post... hang on and you'll see :-)

Caterpillar said...

I think Chicago would be a wonderful place for you to visit! I could show you all the good sites! :)

NML said...

God that HR lot sound like a load of wankers! Sorry to hear about your shit day but hopefully you got a good seeing to last night. Thinking of you (re the HR stuff) and good luck with getting it sorted :-)

WDKY said...

Wankers indeed!! I'm hoping it will all be finalised next week, which would be good... no seeing-to until Sunday now, which wis not so good :-)